Him: #%**@# Me: Oh my!!!!!

Ok, to make this funny, you have to know that Dennis DOESN'T swear. Ok, maybe I should re-phrase that, Dennis doesn't swear around ME! [some gentleman thing] So, I'm on the computer this morning, [checking my bank balances] Dennis is in the bathroom sheetrocking a hole in the ceiling. Suddenly he turns the air 'blue.' Oh my, what could be the problem. I WAS SO SHOCKED by what I was hearing that I started looking for a place to hide. I figured something really, really bad must have happened. When I finally peeked around the bathroom door frame it was to see a very shame-faced man who had forgotten I was anywhere around. I'll NEVER let him live this one down!!!!!! The problem??? The ceiling had gotten wet and he was having trouble with the patch! Boy, does that man NEED a vacation. Or in the words of Eric [70's show] 'No one has EVER needed to get away like I need to get the hell out of here!!!!'[ or something like that:]