'At times, one must ask oneself----'

Is this WISE???' I was shopping today and decided on a 'Witch' for Halloween. Now, I've been a "Witch' several times before. As I recall, others do not ALWAYS realize that I AM dressed up. It would make more sense to dress as something that is OBVIOUSLY not me. [A princess perhaps] So anyway, I buy a top for my costume. It's black [of course] and says in BIG letters, 'This IS my costume, I'm a WITCH!' I also purchased an apron that looks like a 'witches' dress. I already had the hair and a hat, plus the nose, so I should be 'good to go!' Maybe, I'll get black tights and a broom. I dare-sent leave my broom on the stoop anymore. Dennis ALWAYS hands it to me with some 'smart-ass' comment about leaving my 'car' on the stoop. Men! He'd better watch it or I'll post 'on facebook' just how LONG it actually took to get the faucet installed. Surely it's not THAT difficut????