Burn my butt----

Breezy HATES me. I'm afraid this is true. I can think of no other explanation for why she'd throw boiling water on my 'backside.' [ok BUTT!] I'm minding my own business, leaning over to put a pan I'd just cleaned [one SHE had gotten dirty]in the pan cupboard, when suddenly my 'butt is burning! She [Breane] was removing a glass from the microwave that she'd been heating water in for tea. She sticks her thumb in it to see if the water was hot enough. Oh yes, it WAS hot enough, in fact it was scalding. She jerks her hand and the glass tips and boiling water ends up on my 'backside.' [ok, BUTT!] I was so shocked!!! When I realize what has happened, I'm laughing and swearing all in the SAME breathe. I tell you, that'll get your blood pumping. I was just about to leave for work so the first hour I'm there my bottom is still stinging. Of course I told ANYONE who'd listen what had happened. I wouldn't be at all surprised if all Bre's co-workers wore oven mitts on their bottoms tomorrow. I believe I will. As you can imagine, a day that starts like that doesn't get a whole lot better!!!!